1. What does a Pilgrim call his best friend? A palgrim.
  2. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes - a building can't jump at all.
  3. What are unhappy cranberries called? Blueberries!
  4. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside!
  5. Where did the Pilgrims come from? Their parents, of course!
  6. What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google!
  7. Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks.
  8. Why can't you take a turkey to church? Because they use such FOWL language.
  9. Why did the pilgrim's pants keep falling off? The buckle was on his hat!
  10. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age!


  1. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
  2. What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail? She'd go to a "re-tail" shop for a new one!
  3. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
  4. What's the first thing elves learn in school? The "elf"-abet!
  5. What do you call Santa when he has no money? Saint "Nickel"-less!
  6. What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish!
  7. Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays? At a Ho-ho-hotel
  8. What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers!
  9. How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you!
  10. What kind of money do they use at the North Pole? Cold cash!
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